Thursday, March 20, 2014
Coffee Zombie
Coffee is amazing. Blonde roast, dark roast, espresso....any time, any place, any format.
All those movies that start with a zombie apocalypse? I'll bet you anything it starts not with a bio-engineered virus, or evil monkeypox, or because hell was full, but with a worldwide coffee shortage. Suddenly, people won't be able to get their daily fix at Starbucks, Coffee Bean, or whatever local java joint they prefer. Supermarket shelves will be emptier than the ammo section of Wal Mart after the last election. No coarse ground, no french press, no chocolate covered espresso beans, no frappucinos. That will be the start of the apocalypse. Hoards of caffeine-deprived zombies will roam the streets, substituting the sweet jolt one gets from that first sip of joe with the satisfying crunch of braaaiiiiiinnnnsssss.....
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