....means Shark Week and back to school have both arrived. I blame "Sharknado" for the Discovery Channel's attempts to make documentaries on never-seen sharks of prehistory into riveting Must-See-Tv with names like "Shammmmmrkzilla:it came from below"....or other ridNiculously misleading titles. What you tuned in for thinking it was going to be as awesome as a SyFy movie was instead 40 minutes of old guys sitting around talking about drinking, rivalry, and the like.
I'm waiting for the movie about the genetically mutated sharks with an unquenchable thirst for human blood that come up through the drains in pools and attack unsuspecting bathers: "Pool Shark-danger below ".
I don't think it's too far off. And I'm excited.